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I would like to tell you all a little story!

 This is a story I often tell at bars or social gatherings, that I thought you would all enjoy. When the subject of relationships and the horror stories that accompany them arise in conversation, I generally save this lovely trump card for the end of the conversation. It begins with a girl I was dating at the time. She was a nice girl, but she had these lovely irrational moments where she would overreact in a really big way.

So one night we were sitting on the couch watching a flick, I couldn't be bothered to remember what flick or anything of that nature, you'll understand why shortly. Anyway, I began to dose off slowly but surely until I was fast asleep on her couch next to her. As I lay there sleeping soundly minding my own business, I apparently smiled. This is an important detail, because it was this smile which registered in her mind as me looking "too happy". What does "too happy" mean you ask? It means I looked, in her mind to be having a dream about another woman. Now, it should be mentioned I made no sexual sounds or anything to give that particular impression, I was simply smiling. This smile set off some sort of chain reaction in my then girlfriend, and she punched me in the face.

It's quite a way to wake up, isn't it?

I still love telling that story. It usually wins me the who dated the biggest crazy contests at the bar. Hope it made you guys laugh.

Love,
Mike

P.s. One man’s poison is another man’s food,
We don’t need your explanations, and we don’t need your rules,
A bird can fly, but a fly cant bird,
We don’t need your science; all we need are your word
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